I'm just a Dude.   Honest!

I know it's hard to believe, but I'm really not a super hero.  That's right, I put my tights on one leg at a time.

Of course, the best way to learn more about me, besides setting across the table over a hot cup of coffee, is to read my column.  I'm pretty straight up about my life in there.  But to help jump start the process, I've collected some stuff about Clothman on this page.


CLOTHMAN FAQ's
                                    
When and how did the column first get started?

While on vacation in 1998.  Actually, eight years prior, the Lord, in the amazing way he does, had given me the dream of becoming a nationally syndicated columnist.  That seemed crazy to me because at the time I could hardly write.  Still, the dream persisted for eight years. 

Finally during that '98 vacation the Lord asked me, "When are you going to act on the dream I gave you?"  I decided to do something the very day I got home. 

With trembling hands, I wrote a column and submitted it to our regional newspaper.  To my utter amazement, they published it.  I can still remember the shock of seeing my picture in the paper with the column. 

(To read my first published column, go to Clothfiles and type "First Column" in the Search.)

The following week I wrote another column.  It too was published.  With the Lord's help, I simply set down and write a column every week and submit it.  I've now had nearly 700 columns published and counting.  Isn't that wild!


Was the column always The Adventures of Clothman?

The first three years the column was called, "On Second Thought."  I chose that title because I primarily write for those who wouldn't give the Bible a second thought.  Yet, in every column you'll notice there is a quote from the Bible.  My prayer is that people will see how powerful and practical the Bible is and that they will indeed give it a second thought.

Where did the idea for Clothman come from?

I was in the middle of a column in which I wanted to pretend I was some type of superhero, but who?

That night, I happened to be watching a Bibleman video with my kids.  As soon as I saw him in that rediculous outfit I started thinking of "___man" ideas.  Pastorman.  Preacherman.  Clericman.  Nothing seemed to work.

Then I got to thinking about the goofy old title, "Man of the Cloth."  Instantly, "Clothman" came to mind and the rest is history.  Thanks Bibleman!


Why does Clothman have a sword in his hand?

That goes back to the word of God being "the sword of the Spirit" (Ephesians 6:17).  I call it the sword of the Lord.  I pray that God will speak to people in every column through both his spoken (Rhema) and written (Logos) word.

Why do you tell so many stories?

I love stories.  I see life as being a series of stories.  Stories are my native language.  I think they are yours too - I know they are God's.

One time Jesus's followers asked him the exact same question.  He answered, "You've been given insight into God's kingdom.  You know how it works.  Not everybody has this gift, this insight; it hasn't been given to them.  Whenever someone has a ready heart for this, the insights and understandings flow freely.  But if there is no readiness, any trace of receptivity soon disappears.

"That's why I tell stories (Jesus continued); to create readiness, to nudge the people toward receptive insight.  In their present state they can stare till doomsday and not see it, listen till they're blue in the face and not get it" (Matthew 13:10-13).

Like Jesus, I tell stories to help people open up to the beauty of being in relationship with their loving God.  I suppose in my own way I'm a bit of an evangelist.


Why does Clothman have a beard?

Actually, as of June 2004, Clothman sports a goatee.  Either way, I know I'm the only superhero with a beard - especially one that's graying.  However, I have a very deep and spiritual reason for wearing a beard.  I don't like my chin.

That's right; Clothman has a weak chin, physically that is.  I have taken it on the chin from many disagreeable Clothreaders over the years and am still standing.

All of us have something that we would probably change about ourselves physically.  Me, I'd change my chin.  But since I can't do that (or won't), I simply wear a goatee.

Why does your Clothman character still have a beard?

Again, I have a deep spiritual reason, it would cost a couple hundred dollars to pay a graphic artist to give me a goatee.  So for now I'll still have a beard.


CLOTHBIO

I’m the fifth of six children who survived to adulthood from Miflin and Mary Rose Moyer. Due to what we used to call a severe "RH Factor" blood problem, my parents lost several children during pregnancy and birth.  It is a true miracle that my younger brother and I are even alive! 

I was born in 1957 and lived my first 17 years in the tiny, mountainous town of Eastport, Idaho.  Eastport topped 100 inhabitants only by including dogs and cats in the census. When I say I grew up on the Canadian border, I’m serious. Our northern property line was Canada.

It was 32 miles to the next town of Bonners Ferry (population 1800).  That is where I attended high school.  Go Badgers!

The next closest town was another 32 miles and it had less than 5000 people. Needless to say, HUD was not a big part of the local economy.

Speaking of economy, we had a sawmill appropriately called Moyer Lumber Company that my dad, two brothers and I operated until dad’s back went out during my sophomore year of high school. Even then, most nights after school my younger brother and I (the only two still at home) helped dad fell trees and load the logs on our truck. The next morning I’d drive the truck to school and deliver the logs to another mill after school. Then I’d head home and we'd do the same thing again.

Working in the woods limited my extra curricular activities but I squeezed in swims in the mountain lakes and rivers, fishing, hiking to the tops of surrounding peaks, hunting, climbing to the top of tall pines during windstorms and drag racing on our remote two lane highways. Work prohibited me from partaking in sports, but I was in the band (saxophone) and actually became band president my senior year - probably be the only elected office I’ll ever hold.

Though I was a responsible, hard working kid, inwardly I was a tormented soul. I suppose the source of my agony could have been Dad’s alcoholism or sexual molestations early in my childhood. Irregardless, I was also a self-conscious, hard drinking kid (a nasty habit I picked up in the eighth grade) who had absolutely zero confidence.

Immediately after graduating from high school in 1975 and all of 17, I, like every other member of my family, entered military service. I joined the military partly out of a sense of honor and partly because I thought I was too stupid for college.

I served five years with the Air Force in Mississippi, Virginia and Guam. I loved it even though the military was very unpopular at that time (shortly after the Vietnam War). Unfortunately, I also loved to drink and party (at least that was my excuse) and that became an increasingly serious issue for me especially after adding marijuana to my repertoire.

While serving in Guam I found myself severely depressed over my inability to combat alcoholism and self-doubt. Purely as an alternative to suicide, I shyly looked to God for help. To my utter surprise, in Jesus Christ I found the acceptance, strength, purpose and hope that had eluded me my entire life.

Shortly after becoming a Christian I felt called to serve God full-time so I could help others experience his love and grace as I had. Because I enjoyed the military so much, my plan was to become an Air Force Chaplain.  I nearly passed out when I discovered this would require me, a guy who bearly survived high school alive, to get a college degree, a three year masters degree and a two year internship.

Nevertheless, I sucked it up and a year or so after my discharge I headed off to a tough private school called Whitworth College in Spokane, WA.    Because I had been out of high school so long, they put me on probation instead of making me take the SATs. Since I could bearly read or write, this plan greatly pleased me!  To my utter shock, I graduated summa cum laude a mere three and a half years later.

More importantly, just before my senior year in 1983, I married Clothwoman after we had dated for a couple of years.

Then it was off to seminary in Wilmore, KY. Halfway through my three year seminary training the President implemented a major downsizing of the military.  Suddenly there were no openings for chaplains in the Air Force and wouldn't be for several years to come.

I had never considered or wanted to be a pastor.  Never. Now after investing nearly six years in ministry schooling, I had no choice.

I hadn't grown up in "the church" and didn’t want to be a pastor, yet my only real option was to become a pastor.  Needless to say, God and I had some very serious and tense discussions during that time.

Besides not wanting to be a pastor, I'd always been considered a bit weird by church people.  So it was obvious to me a traditional church and I would mix about as well as ketchup and peanut butter.

Therefore, it was decided by everyone involved that maybe the best plan would be for us to plant (start) a new church. This way we wouldn’t freak out an existing church and people who started coming to the new church would know exactly what they were getting into.  So we left Kentucky and moved to Missoula, Montana to plant a church.

That was 17 years ago and we’re still here. Over that time the church we started has greatly evolved to where it is now a network of Christian home groups called High Point Adventures.

We are relationally connected groups of people pursuing a healthy relationship with God and others. We gather in homes, offices, etc. in lieu of traditional church buildings and programs. Although, we do meet corporately once a month at a local conference center.

Clothwoman and I will celebrate our 21st anniversary this summer (assuming I don’t forget). Somehow, we have the two best kids in the world, Clothgirl (14) and Clothboy (12).

I absolutely love Montana, completing (not competing in) triathlons, camping, hiking, good movies, ice cream, adventure, climbing to the top of tall pines during windstorms, NASCAR, hanging out with good friends and writing about the amazing experiences I find almost daily in my simple life with Jesus.

 

 ClothNuggets

  
  My favorite technological advance is the computer.  I marvel at how different the world is because of computers.

I remember learning to type in high school on old manual
(pre-electric) typewriters.  Today's word processors are absolutely awesome.

Also, I do nearly all of my column research over the Internet.  It is amazing how I can find almost everything I'm looking for - in about five minutes.


 
My
least favorite technological advance is the computer.

I can't describe the levels of frustration I have discovered because of computers. 
Even as I write I can't update my Clothmail page because of a computer glitch.

The Computer Hell I just was delivered from was full of weeping and nashing of teeth as I traveled to the depths of dispair.

Computers,
I love/hate them.

 
Yes, NASCAR is  my favorite sporting event.  I also love watching football (NFL), and especially my hometown Montana Grizzlies.  But my greatest enjoyment comes from watching cars go around and around a race track.

Last June, Clothgirl, Clothboy and I had the distinct thrill to attend a weekend of NASCAR racing at the Monster Mile in Dover, Deleware.  It was the first time any of us had seen NASCAR racing live.  It was a absolute blast being in the largest trailer court in America for the day.  Over 160,000 fans packed the place.

 

I have the
gift of guessing. 
For some reason, I  frequently guess weird things remarkably close.  For example:   "How far is it from here to where the freeway goes over the horizon ahead (a popular Montana and Wyoming game)?  Clothman Guess:  8.3 miles.  Actual odometer reading:  8.6 miles. 

I can guess with frequent accuracy where people are orginally from upon my first conversation with them.

I won a three pairs of socks for accurately guessing the race promoter's middle name after a triathalon Clothwoman and I ran this summer.

It's an absolutely useless gift, except that it sure is fun.

 

 
Our kids don't have a Gameboy, Gamecube or Playstation for the same reason we don't have cable or satellite TV.  
They can be a really fun way to waste perfectly good brain cells and minutes.

I don't think the eye/hand coordination argument carries enough weight for us to give in.  Clothgirl and Clothboy will just have to get jobs because of their math and science skills, not their computer game skills.

I should say though, we do let them play regular computer games such as Age Of Empires, Star Trek Armade and of course, NASCAR Thunder.  Somehow they don't seem to be as mind-numbing as a Playstation.





I still drive my kid's afternoon school bus -
the Clothbus.  This will be year seven.  Clothboy and Clothgirl no longer ride it because they can now walk to school.  But it is a great way to be able to discipline (and love on) the neighborhood kids and get paid for it.




I can change
.
I am at times accused of being very neurotic, which is true.  However, I can change.
 
Just a year ago, at age 46, I started hanging our toilet paper so the tissue despenses from the front of the roll, instead of the back.

I was challenged in a deep theological debate regarding this touchy issue and came to admit that I was indeed wrong.




Despite some negative feedback from Clothreaders, I still enjoy a really good cigar about once a month.  Sometimes with a glass of really good glass of scotch in a really nice hot tub, but always with some really good friends. 

I honestly can't see where I am violating Scripture or the character and nature of God by doing so.  Quite the contrary, it has been very positive for both my relationship with God and my friends.



I completed three 
triathlons this year
  The longest was, again, a half-ironman (swim 1.2 miles, bicycle 56 miles and run 13.1 miles).  Clothwoman joined me on all three.

I also completed a two day 265 mile bicycle tour, and a one day 157 mile bicycle tour.

But the best part is that I am in better shape than I was last year.  To do these events requires me to stay fit all year round, which again is the primary reward.

Plus, I'm still on track to complete a full ironman on my 50th year.  Next year I will add a marathon to my race schedule in preparation for this.

 
   
   



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